Tuesday, March 3, 2009

War's Resume

War
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Anywhere, Everywhere
The World.

Conflict Resolution Specialist


Insightful, result-driven Conflict Resolution professional with notable success claiming the lives of millions and destroying the lives of millions more. Inability to distinguish between right, wrong, who lives, dies, or why. Does not concede to any moral or ethical standard nor allow opinion or emotion to interfere in the overall implementation of solutions in support of business objectives. Experienced in the resolution of matters, via force of arms, between nations or between parties within a nation.

Areas of Expertise:

• Consumption of life
• Destruction of social infrastructure
• Atrocity
• Obliteration across all levels
• Collateral damage
• The rise and fall of nations, empires, etc.


Experience Highlights
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Technological Development

Since first recruited thousands of years ago to resolve disputes amongst man, my work is directly responsible for the development from more primitive to sophisticated weapons as well as a variety of constantly evolving weapons systems and platforms.

Platforms:
Nuclear, Chemical, Biological, Incendiary, Explosive, Firearms, Artillery, Missiles, Rockets, Smart, Energy, Magnetic, Antimatter (theoretical at this point, but definitely in the works), Psychological and more.


Implementations:

More consistent and effective destruction of life.


Professional Experience
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Some would argue the accuracy of these numbers, but they are definitely in the ballpark. For more information on my professional experience please visit wikipedia.org ‘List of wars by death toll’ as a starting point.

World War II (1939–1945)
50,000,000–72,000,000 DEAD
25,000,000 military
47,000,000 civilians

An Shi Rebellion (China, 755–763)
36,000,000 DEAD

Mongol Conquests (13th century)
30,000,000–60,000,000 DEAD

Manchu conquest of Ming China (1616–1662)
25,000,000 DEAD

World War I (1914–1918)
16,000,000 DEAD
9,700,000 military
6,800,000 civilians
21,000,000 WOUNDED


Education & Credentials _______________________________________________

I do not learn, I teach.

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